YouTube's Holy Trinity and other catastrophes

“If I start kissing you, I’ll never know how to stop.”
— Then don’t stop… (via mysteriouslesbian)

(Source: sm-unknown, via hartbigforever)

“I need a nap and an orgasm.”
— An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman)

(via nsforkwpizza)

Ross and Rachel looking for baby names.

(Source: centralperkers, via laurencarmel)


1. Crazy
2. I’d marry you
3. I’d date you
4. Sarcastic
5. I miss you
6. I’d kiss you
7. Beautiful
8. Smart
9. Imaginative
10. Random
11. Jerk
12. Funny
13. Awesome
14. Amazing
15. Tough
16. Cute
17. I’d hit you with a bus
18. I love you
19. Weird
20. Friends forever
21. Marry me
22. You’re mine
23. I never want to lose you

(Source: samanthagrimes, via theholycomedy)

“If you were a book
I’d lick my fingers
and flip your pages,
until your spine creased
and you lay spent,
with nothing else to offer.
Then, I’d cup you in my palms
and read you again.”
— (via daddyslittleflame)

(Source: graciouswords, via helbigismyharto)


You are really cute and I’d risk the sniffles over a chance to kiss your face any day.


You are really cute and I’d risk the sniffles over a chance to kiss your face any day.

(via weekoony)


the only true ally


the only true ally

(Source: iubki, via laurencarmel)



girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

and alex vause

(via alli-gay-tor)

Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol


fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know


Excuse me Ms., I would very much like to make out with you.

(via alli-gay-tor)