bogleech:

dragonmons:

chuckletons:

kf-tea:

Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said “When the teacher forgets to assign homework” before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling.

I don’t understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend

I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??

i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of

That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that’s blorbo from my memes 👍

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pansyfemme:

pansyfemme:

hi what did everyone have for dinner (or lunch or breakfast if ur in a different time zone. whatever ur last meal was)

you guys have delightfully strange palates

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lavenderfeminist:

locustsday:

locustsday:

That anne lister quote when she couldnt sleep because the lesbian pills kicked in

DEEP in the trenches

HAPPY 200th ANNIVERSARY TO LESBIAN LONGING

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whywouldiconfess:

the way these two literally gaslit us all for years lmao good for them

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langernameohnebedeutung:

bonyassfish:

asparklethatisblue:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

blue-corvid:

langernameohnebedeutung:

blue-corvid:

langernameohnebedeutung:

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don’t do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don’t really know why, though)

other/press button!/don’t like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

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Before I… crack them open?

….before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

WHAT IS THAT

It’s an egg cooker!

It’s like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and …the baby boils eggs.

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

egg cup:

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there’s none left? why does this need extra tools

…at this point i’m sorry to introduce…the egg spoon.

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

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supergameboytwo:

catmask:

one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were

this is just absolutely not true. people do not normally drink printer ink.

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bromantically:

bromantically:

i made a collage inspired by What Its Like To Use Tumblr Mobile (: hope u guys can actually see it

the best thing that came out of me making this post was the ppl in the notes saying they thought i just posted a gradient image for the joke only to find out i actually made a collage

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villanellepolastri:

anybody else forget they have a middle name until they see it on a legal document and become truly shocked

firefox-official:

sustainpedal:

firefox-official:

Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster’s self as “Cookie Monster”.

no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ

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